One day bob decided to try to eat his own penis . He realized that was impossible, so he went for his weenis . He failed and got sad so he chose to fart silently . Everyone heard it and he yelled violently . He ran away in tears and cries to his momma "I WANNA SUCK MAI PEE PEE". It was at this point that he realized his mom was his dad, and his dad was his son, and his son was his grandma Emily. . Since he couldnt suck his wood, he needed to satisfy himself. He then decided to fuck his pet elf. . This gave him a boner, but instead it became smaller. . He got pissed and killed the elf, being pissed his dick got taller. . Now he knows that anger gives him pleasure, so he goes off and rapes everything he sees, being as angry as possible. acman:. He became known as Bob Saget.

*stalks*

I love yew lannies ^^ ♥(oh so epic)

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaan hey dur!

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Hey you commented on my pic
Lol I know. I hate it when ppl pretend to know stuff about Japanese and/or Asian culture as a whole.
I may not be an expert, but i took that picture while I was in Japan and i've been taking Japanese for 3 years now. Im not fluent, but I can at least write all the charachters-(not all kanji tho...) and I can hold up a basic conversation. Please don't confuse me with the "I like Anime, therfore I know everything about the Japanese culture!" people